The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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