i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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