You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
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