And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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