I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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