I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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