Porn is love you can see.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
27 Common Occurrences Everyone Can Relate To But No One Talks About
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.