Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"