Ketchup is God's man juice
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics