Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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