and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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