I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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