you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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