he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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