I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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