I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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