Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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