Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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