That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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