Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I want to have your abortion
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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