GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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