We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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