I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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