I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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