Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
either way he was missing a nipple.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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