Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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