Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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