Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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