Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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