drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
We had to coat check the pizza.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
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Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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