seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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