normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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