Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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