How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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