why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He has the fingertips of a God
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