Swine flu. Run for my life!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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