His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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