The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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