i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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