So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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