he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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