I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Farmville is her only friend.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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