I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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