You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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