If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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