nut hugger
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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