I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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