His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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