Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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