I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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