the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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