you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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