oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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