Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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