why didn't you poke me back
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?