You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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