You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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