and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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