Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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