belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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