do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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